Not every social media post or campaign is going to be successful for a company.
Pick a soft drink:
d. I only drink water.
Pick a social networking site:
b. Anything without two-factor identification.
d. Your own corporate website.
Pick a plastic surgery:
a. Lip injections.
c. Emergency corrective dental procedure.
d. Facial reconstruction surgery.
Your s/o catches you sending flirty messages to someone else on your phone, what’s your excuse?
a. “(s)he was coming on to me.”
b. “Someone else was using my phone.”
c. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
d. “Maybe if you weren’t so crazy I’d be more loyal.”
Pick a hip hop artist:
a. Travis Scott.
b. Young Thug.
c. Lil Yachty.
Pick a kink/fetish:
a. Sexy cop roleplay.
c. Missionary with the lights off.
d. Mile high club.
If you picked MOSTLY A’s
You’re Kylie Jenner/Pepsi’s tone-deaf advertising:
You’re fake-woke as it gets. You’ve never read any actual literature on social reform, yet continue to virtue signal with 101-level knowledge by “calling out” illiterate rednecks in Facebook comment threads. In ~10 years you’ll look back and laugh at your “political phase” as you vote for the Conservative party because they promise to lower property taxes.
If you picked MOSTLY B’s
You’re McDonald’s hacked Twitter and anti-Trump tweet:
You’re the type of person who can’t be trusted to dog-sit a chia pet for a weekend. Basically, the human embodiment of Murphy’s Law. When you have a group project, you always get the easiest part. That way the people you’re working with know there’s an easy fix when you inevitably fuck it up. “YOU LITERALLY HAD ONE JOB” is the de facto phrase people yell at you in anger.
If you picked MOSTLY C’s
You’re Adidas’s Boston Marathon Tweet
You’re an okay person, but your painful lack of situational awareness means you have literally no social life. You lost all your friends at the last party you went to because you made the host cry and spilled some sort of sticky liquid all over the carpet. You haven’t had a second date in six years, and you probably think it’s because “nice guys finish last”. You can’t help but say the wrong thing at the wrong time, putting you on the fast track to being “creepy uncle” at family events.
If you picked MOSTLY D’s
You’re United Airlines’ Passenger Dragging Fiasco:
Congrats, you’re literally the worst type of person there is. You’re an abusive partner, a backstabbing friend, and the shadiest of businesspeople. What’s worse is your Machiavellian complex won’t allow you to feel remorse in the wake of all the failed relationships in your life. Luckily, you’re really productive at work, partially because you literally cannot sleep at night. Actually, you probably sleep like a baby, you sick bastard.
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